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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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The Hungarian Gold Train was the German-operated train during World War II that carried stolen valuables, mostly Hungarian Jews' property, from Hungary towards Berlin in 1945. After American forces seized and looted the train in Austria, almost none of the valuables were returned to Hungary, their rightful owners, or their surviving family members.
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Château de Butenheim is a 13th-century castle ruin in the commune of Petit-Landau, in the department of Haut-Rhin, Alsace, France. It is a listed historical monument since 1932.
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