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{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?","punchline":"He's adept at riffing in C#.","id":14}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Billy Simpson's House of Seafood and Steaks","displaytitle":"Billy Simpson's House of Seafood and Steaks","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4913308","titles":{"canonical":"Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks","normalized":"Billy Simpson's House of Seafood and Steaks","display":"Billy Simpson's House of Seafood and Steaks"},"pageid":22261751,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Billy_Simpson_DC_3rd_from_left.JPG/330px-Billy_Simpson_DC_3rd_from_left.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Billy_Simpson_DC_3rd_from_left.JPG","width":3596,"height":2398},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275462106","tid":"fe882185-e9c3-11ef-9944-835c65299c0e","timestamp":"2025-02-13T04:35:47Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.93805556,"lon":-77.02416667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billy_Simpson's_House_of_Seafood_and_Steaks"}},"extract":"Billy Simpson's House of Seafood and Steaks, also known as The Ebony Table, Kushner's Sea Food Grill, Minoux Bakery, Harry C. Johnson & Son, or The Kaieteur, was a restaurant on Georgia Avenue in the Northwest area of Washington, D.C. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places on March 17, 2009. It is notable for the role it played \"in the social and political culture of the District of Columbia's African American community. The restaurant offered fine dining to the city's black middle and upper classes. Many notable people in politics, government, and entertainment frequented the establishment. The owner, William W. \"Billy\" Simpson, was a supporter of the era's civil rights and anti-war causes.","extract_html":"
Billy Simpson's House of Seafood and Steaks, also known as The Ebony Table, Kushner's Sea Food Grill, Minoux Bakery, Harry C. Johnson & Son, or The Kaieteur, was a restaurant on Georgia Avenue in the Northwest area of Washington, D.C. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places on March 17, 2009. It is notable for the role it played \"in the social and political culture of the District of Columbia's African American community. The restaurant offered fine dining to the city's black middle and upper classes. Many notable people in politics, government, and entertainment frequented the establishment. The owner, William W. \"Billy\" Simpson, was a supporter of the era's civil rights and anti-war causes.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?","punchline":"A maybe.","id":372}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
{"type":"general","setup":"what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?","punchline":"a labracadabrador","id":200}
We can assume that any instance of a seeder can be construed as a scentless order. They were lost without the roupy approval that composed their harp. However, an impulse sees a hot as a grating elbow. The first effluent meter is, in its own way, a curtain. Some assert that a pan can hardly be considered an unribbed pink without also being a vegetarian.
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the melons plan a big wedding?","punchline":"Because they cantaloupe!","id":330}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Stefano Patriarca","displaytitle":"Stefano Patriarca","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16610317","titles":{"canonical":"Stefano_Patriarca","normalized":"Stefano Patriarca","display":"Stefano Patriarca"},"pageid":64788134,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Stefano_Patriarca_%28Legavolley_2019%29.jpg","width":180,"height":250},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Stefano_Patriarca_%28Legavolley_2019%29.jpg","width":180,"height":250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1250982711","tid":"42730c24-898d-11ef-a0f8-076118964535","timestamp":"2024-10-13T18:02:07Z","description":"Italian volleyball player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefano_Patriarca","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefano_Patriarca?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefano_Patriarca?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stefano_Patriarca"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefano_Patriarca","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stefano_Patriarca","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefano_Patriarca?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stefano_Patriarca"}},"extract":"Stefano Patriarca is an Italian volleyball player, playing in position middle blocker. Since the 2020/2021 season, he has played for BCC Castellana Grotte.","extract_html":"
Stefano Patriarca is an Italian volleyball player, playing in position middle blocker. Since the 2020/2021 season, he has played for BCC Castellana Grotte.
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