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Benedict Wachira is a Kenyan communist political and social justice activist. He is also the General Secretary of the Communist Party of Kenya (CPK).
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":388}
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